ni hao gato: a bearded tabby cat sitting on a general-store counter beside the GATO wordmark
ni hao.
$MIHAOVI the bearded tabby who runs the corner store.
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Portrait of ni hao gato: a stern brown tabby with a long white beard and mustache
GATO · proprietor · est. before the store

meet the store cat

ni
hao.

He's been sitting on this counter since before there was a counter. He doesn't smile, he doesn't haggle and he doesn't give change.

Say ni hao, buy something, and walk out slowly.

1 GATO= 1 GATO
no refundsbeard not for sale
Close-up of the stern green-gold stare
the stareyou buying or just looking?
Close-up of the long white beard and mustache
the beardforty years of wisdom. zero trims.
Close-up of striped legs and paws on the counter
the beanspaws on the counter. always.

store policy

how to buy $MIHAOVI

  1. 01

    get a wallet

    Phantom or Solflare. Browser or phone, he doesn't care which.

  2. 02

    load some SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. 03

    walk to the counter

    Open pump.fun and paste the CA. Check it's the real one.

  4. 04

    say ni hao

    Swap for $MIHAOVI. Nod at the cat. Do not touch the beard.

你好

say
ni hao.

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copied. ni hao.